The leader of the opposition in Australia sends me into meltdown whenever I hear his voice or see his grotesque face. He is just like the idiot who Boris Johnson appointed President of the Board of Trade. I remember I had a really bad meltdown four years ago, because I am a Labor supporter and a friend of mine went to a Labor conference and a woman who stood against him was at the conference. My cat had died the night before, and as the evil being who leads the opposition has engaged in calculated cruelty towards asylum seekers, I just couldn't control it. I felt a sense of rage that almost frightened me.