My father worked with a man who used to shave and brush his teeth and shower everyday. He never looked like he needed a haircut and never looked like he'd just had one, either. There was only one thing. This man was a truck driver and his fellow drivers used to say that he could throw his clothes off at night and would only have to whistle for them the next morning, as he stunk from wearing the same ones everyday until they fell to pieces. He wore clean underpants and socks everyday, though.

Then, he worked with another man, who didn't ever shower, he had false teeth than he didn't ever clean and he didn't wash his clothes, either. Anyway, the guys had a golfing weekend, and they were thinking, "Oh, no, we don't want him as a room-mate." One man, a little Sicilian, said, "Okay, you can be my room-mate." The first thing he did, though, when he entered the motel room, was turn on the shower and push the man, who was bigger, physically, than him, fully-clothed into the shower and close the door, and he said, "You're not coming out until you've had a shower." The guy had a shower, but he protested that they were the only clothes he had. The little Sicilian man said, "Take them off and I'll get you a robe," and he took them to the laundry.