I remember sitting in my grandparents' loungeroom, when I was four, reciting a book that wasn't in front of me, and my grandparents and parents thinking, "You can't read, but you can recite this book."

I remember also, that year, I was sitting in my grandfather's car and I asked my grandmother what km/h stood for (I knew my letters) and she said, "Keith Matthew Harrison." It actually means Kilometers Per Hour.