I remember an advertisement for Kellogg's Special K, where a young woman has had a shower and her mother calls out to her to eat or she'll be late and she said, "I'm sure I had it yesterday. I've lost my, RED SKIRT," as she sees her mother wearing it and the daughter said, "But I would have worn your white top." "You usually do." If my Dad asked if he could borrow an item of my clothing, I'd say yes, and I'm not saying he does it deliberately, but it can get frustrating when he says, "Oh, I can't remember this," "Dad, it's mine."

But that would have been a sight to see your 6'5" ex-boyfriend in a pair of jeans that look like Capri pants. He might have looked like he was going to play softball.