I can remember, when I was in my 20s, my brother used to make jokes about butt plugs. I remember my mother's disgust when I said to him, "A butt plug is not something you use if you have diarrhea, it is something you use in preparation for anal intercourse."

This story gave me some chuckles as I could imagine some very prim and proper people sitting around a table, and a child's innocence at seeing what they think is a balloon but in reality, is something different.